Not Australia

Just some stuff about New Zealand

Category: Funny Stuff

Kiwi As(cii)

Introducing the Kiwiscii Converter! With this simple tool, you can translate any phrase you want into Kiwi Ascii, or Kiwiscii,…

We Found Eutopia in Northland

When Sir Thomas More wrote of Utopia in the early sixteenth century, he was not thinking of New Zealand. This…

Night of the Living Kea

It was twilight, and I was alone in the campervan. My fiancé had left to have a look around the…

Manuka Honey: The Truth Behind the Hype

It’s the magical medicine taking the world by storm, more valuable than phoenix tears aerated with unicorn farts. Or so…

Bulls: Match the Pun to the Building

Bulls (yes, actually) is a small New Zealand town that turns everything into a pun. Seriously. Its slogan is A…

Whangamomona: The New Zealand township that declared itself a republic and elected a goat president

The Republic of Whangamomona is a tiny settlement, hidden away along New Zealand’s Forgotten World Highway. It’s an hour-and-a-half’s drive…

It’s Ours!

THINGS BOTH NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA HAVE LAID CLAIM TO AT SOME POINT… New Zealand and Australia have somewhat of…

How Much New Zealand History Do You Know?

It’s time for another fun quiz! Do you know when New Zealand became a dominion? New Zealand hardly has any…

15 New Zealand Inventions That Will Make You Wonder How Kiwis Are Still Alive

Kiwis are a creative lot. In the year 1900, New Zealand registered more patents per capita than anywhere else in…

25 Things You Didn’t Know About New Zealand

New Zealand, (which is not in Australia,) is a funny place, full of people who just don’t give a toss….

Fantastic New Zealand Beasts and Where to Find Them

New Zealand has a whole host of weird and wonderful creatures that exist nowhere else in the world. Many are…

Magical Creatures of New Zealand

The magical creatures of New Zealand are not widely known. They are there, however, hiding in the depths and the…

Harry Potter in New Zealand

When was Quidditch introduced to New Zealand? Where is New Zealand’s Ministry of Magic? What is the favourite food of…

New Zealand in Memes

Ever wondered what it’s like to live in New Zealand? These memes should give you some idea. Let’s start with…

10 Reasons New Zealand is NOT Australia

There’s no denying New Zealand and Australia share many similarities. For example there’s our flags, our accents, our location and…

How Kiwi Are You?

Take the ultimate New Zealand personality quiz and find out! This’ll sort the jafas from the sheep shaggers. Aussies need not…

Kea: The birds that chose the thug life

Visitors to New Zealand beware! Vicious gangs roam the mountainous regions of the South Island, defacing property and preying on…

Common Misconceptions about New Zealand

New Zealand: a relatively insignificant country in the middle of nowhere. Everyone’s heard great things about it, but some of…

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